A Kitchen Without Animals...

  • Marc K.

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    About my essay:

    We cook well either to pleasure our own palate, or to stroke our ego by garnering praise by pleasuring others.  But this type of self-gratification won’t make you go blind.

Cooking well is a pleasure, plain and simple.  It’s a selfish concept; self-indulgence at its finest.   We cook well either to pleasure our own palate, or to stroke our ego by garnering praise by pleasuring others.  But this type of self-gratification won’t make you go blind.

It is meant to be a gastronomic exploration, not some cheap thrill you pick up in the frozen food aisle.  It should be fresh, inventive and varied.  Neither botanical nor carnivorous prejudices have a place in a harmonious kitchen.

It is about working with what is on hand.  Ingredients are merely the notes to a symphony of flavors.  Knowing how to arrange them is the challenge.  Herein lies part of the thrill.  Even the simplest of dishes can provide extreme satisfaction, the complement of a flatiron steak with béarnaise and a bottle of Cabernet with friends, or a baguette, some brie and Chardonnay alone.  Heat and company not always a requirement, contentment the only goal.

It has to do as much with the familiar as the unexplored…the exotic and the commonly abundant.  It is about the enjoyment of preparation and savoring the results.  Cooking well doesn’t have to be complex or expensive and it doesn’t mean cooked until charred like Joan of Arc.  It means to a high standard.   A meal which makes you take a moment and delight.  It could be as simple as a grilled clams and accompanying ice-cold malted beverage.  As sensory as the mouth-watering anticipation of a sizzling steak cooked over an open flame, the way it’s been done for thousands of years, from the time the first human had enough sense to track down some unsuspecting mammal and heat it over a bit of burning brush.

It is a personal journey, a search for culinary enlightenment.  For each it is a distinct experience.  But a quest not meant for all.  Proof of this comes in the popularity of light beer and frozen pizza.

For me, cooking well will always involve some hint of the zoological, whether it be fresh cream for a sauce, or a whole suckling pig.  It’s all about the flesh.  Plants exist only to serve…rosemary, the slave to lamb…peppercorn, servant of the steak.  Mushrooms and onions are mere minions in a cookery dominated by vertebrates.  Besides, a kitchen without animals is a dining room full of vegetarians, and I’m sorry but that’s definitely not someplace I want to visit.

comments

Shannon K.:

Creative. Simple. Inspiring. Nice.

July 15, 2010 Report Abuse
Jack H.:

Makes me want to throw out my "diet" beer and buy a side of beef!

July 15, 2010 Report Abuse
Miguel C.:

Nicely Written!

July 15, 2010 Report Abuse
Gina F.:

Your essay is slick, sarcastic and sooooo damn Anthony B.!!! He needs to dig into this juicy piece of great writing...hmmm anyone have an idea how marc can get his attention, besides cooking for him LOL!!!!!

July 15, 2010 Report Abuse
Marc K.:

Thank you so much everyone.

Jack, diet beer?  Really?  Just drink some Chimay and chase it with some ice water.  Let your body make your own diet beer.

Gina, I'd rather have Tony cook for me and I want to be in his kitchen when he does.  I'll bring the booze.

July 15, 2010 Report Abuse
Paul R.:

I confess, I'm guilty of late night salads and frozen vegetables microwaved with a dash of olive oil....I feel so liberated now....Margo fire up the grill 

July 16, 2010 Report Abuse
Marc K.:

Paul, sounds like you've been eating too many lentils and chic peas.  It's going to your brain.  Go shoot a deer in your back yard and carve up some venision tenderloins, wrap them in bacon and have a feast.  It's the only thing that will cleanse the veggie tendencies!

July 16, 2010 Report Abuse
Sharon T.:

You had me at 'suckling pig'.

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Marc K.:

Sharon, for you I'll even bring the tequilla.  Thank you sweetie.

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Corra M.:

Great article! *Ingredients are merely the notes to a symphony of flavors.* Love it! :-)

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