On Being Cooking Dysfunctional
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Linda A.
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About my essay:
Sometimes the greatest challenge of cooking is not knowing what you can do and how good you can make the food be. That, and learning how to use a knife!
I'll admit it--I never really learned how to cook. When my mother said she was going to throw something together, we started talking about going out to eat. Then I joined the army and ate in a mess hall three times a day, every day, except when I went to Burger King. One day, my first sergeant volunteered me to help make potato salad for a company organizational day. I told her I didn't know how to cook, and she poo-pooed it. At least until she handed me a potato and a chef's knife and said to start peeling. I didn't know how, so I sliced off the sides and the ends. It only took three potatoes.
When I got out of the army, I was rudderless with food. I was single and trying to either make recipes with huge quantities of food, often leaving 3-5 servings of botched food, or cut them in half, end up with the same result. I ended up eating at the local fast food restaurant. If I wasn't eating out, my typical meal was either macaroni and cheese or a burrito. Just slap some refried beans on a tortilla and nuke it. Nothing tasted good, except the fast food restaurant. Moreover, I didn't enjoy cooking. It wasn't fun.
I gained twenty pounds and truly thought food wasn't good. One day, I heard on the radio an advertisement about catered food. I didn’t want to end up diabetic, so I signed up--and was surprised at how good the food was. I lost the weight, but eventually I got bored with eating the same meal every four weeks (that plus it was expensive!). But now I was seeing something new--cooking shows on Food Network. Iron Chef America made me want to try cooking again.
So I ventured back into the world of cooking. I had two initial goals: Try new things and to have fun. I quickly ran into the same problem that had plagued me before--family recipes with too many servings and difficult to pare down. I tried looking for 1-2 serving recipes, but there just isn't much out there. So I added a new and even more frightening goal: Cooking from scratch.
It was tough at the beginning. I took a family-sized recipe and used the ingredients list, but didn't follow the measurements. Yes, I was followed by a trail of botched meals, and macaroni and cheese was still a staple. But after about five months of persistence, I started to realize that I was able to create my own recipes--and they tasted good (well most of the time)! I learned how even texture and color makes a difference. Now I'm trying out the idea of garnishes to make the food look pretty.
Knife skills? Still got to work on that. Still dangerous with potatoes.

